Holy shit that was pretentious but it sounded good. (Maybe just in my head?) 


 

actual factual

  • Allie
  • She/her
  • Writer/Artist
  • Human being? Definitely.
  • Definitely here for the girls, the gays and the theys.

 

who am i? 


this bio tried too hard.

I mean… literally? Figuratively? Metaphorically? Who I am isn’t the same person I was ten years ago or sometimes even ten days ago. I am a constantly growing and evolving series of electrical impulses inside of a meat suit on a rock orbiting a fiery abyss. 

Holy shit that was pretentious but it sounded good. (Maybe just in my head?) 

I’m Allie and I’m a tired Millennial. I live mostly in my own head but physically by an ocean with a gaggle of wonky animals and a couple humans that I cherish. I am not anyone special or at least I’ve yet to be convinced that I am. 

I’ve been practicing for as many years as I can count on one hand and I mostly stick close to my Irish roots. Tá súil agam go mbainfidh tú taitneamh as mo cac a léamh.

But if you should happen to like human people who scream into voids, then I’m your girl. 

The real shit

why should you listen to me? 

You shouldn’t listen to anyone exclusively. Evaluate everything anyone ever tells you with your (hopefully well developed) critical thinking skills. Realistically, I am just a human person screaming into the void of the internet. But if you should happen to like human people who scream into voids, then I’m your girl. 

It goes without saying that anything you see here is my personal opinion and I am just a random girl on the internet. I am not a therapist, I am not an expert.  

But, what I will absolutely tell you here in this space: I will never post anything I haven’t researched to the absolute best of my ability. I will never post shit I know to be false or misleading. 

Everything that I use this space for will be accurate and vetted to the gods. 

what are you doing here?  

Humans are naturally expressive. We want to share the things in our brains with other people’s brains. I’m here because I’m tired of having the idea of having a blog but feeling like I couldn’t narrow down all the things I loved and wanted to talk to people about into a “niche”. Cliché blah blah something about fitting into a box edgy cliché blah. 

K, now that we have that out of the way… I am here to create things that will exist when I do not. 

I am a writer, an artist, a photographer… basically my eyes and my hands are my two favorite things about myself. They let me see the world in ways that I think I wouldn’t otherwise. I want to share those things that I love doing and do well. So you’re probably going to get a lot of fiction pieces, a lot of pictures, some shadow work discussions, some art, a little bit of fancy Capricorn sun sarcasm and probably a lot of Virgo moon insecurity. (My Scorpio rising and stellium balances me out, I promise.) 

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